What have the PDs ever done for us?

Pictured above: the entire PD party

What have the PDs ever done for us?

Tackled serious crime on our streets?

Nope!

Tackled the state of the health service?

Nope!

Reformed licencing laws and given Ireland cafe bars?

Nope!

Tackled the low standards of Fianna Fail?

Nope!

Delivered on the promised 2,000 extra gardai?

Nope!

Tackled Government waste on electronic voting and projects like the Bertie Bowl?

Nope!

Tackled the growing menace that is Richard Bruton?

Yes, but only to back out of it the next day!

Michael McDowell and Mary Harney as respective ministers for justice and health have had golden opportunities to tackle issues at the heart of Ireland's problems, namely Law and Order and the quality of our health and healthcare.

It is time to give them the Apprentice treatment i.e. "You're Fired!"