Enda Kenny should be tested for drugs

Enda Kenny plans to introduce random drug and alcohol testing in secondary schools if his party is in power following the general election.

His party would not make testing compulsory but would support any school that chose to introduce the scheme with the agreement of parents. Once the school agreed to implement testing, students would be chosen at random by computer for tests.

Then we can extend the tests to the general public, then we can blanket Ireland in CCTV and place a chip in our hands so the government knows where we are and what we are doing at all times.